Three Bags Full: a sheep detective story, by Leonie Swann. (novel).
One a hillside near the cozy Irish village of Glennkill, the members of the flock gather around their shepherd, George, whose body lies pinned to the ground with a spade. George had always cared for the sheep, and now they set out to find his killer.I actually thought this sounded cute, and I bought it when I was out today. The beginning few pages were fun to read. I'll let you know.
The second one is one I will not be looking to buy, but I wanted to share with you anyway:
The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, by Mario Acevedo (novel)
Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats.Boy, I need to be careful! We have several secret government facilities around here!
People write this stuff? And get published???