Things that should be on Tshirts

I'm starting a new thing here. This is inspired by Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs. I'm also changing a couple previous posts by adding the tag 'thsirts' just in case you want to go take a look.

Things That Should Be on Tshirts

As heard on Cops last night. Matt likes to watch Cops, I like to read a book whilst Matt watches Cops. Anyway, here it is:

"Ain't nobody else in this trailer park got this uniform on!"

Breakfast with Dad

Due to having to work an occasional weekend, I will have a Friday off work every now and then. Often I will get together with my dad for breakfast or lunch on those days. I don't see him as often as I probably should. The conversations range from the very interesting (stories from his days in the Navy, etc) to somewhat boring (car mechanics, etc). Here is a sample of some conversation from our breakfast this morning:

Dad: Mom and I may be going up to Redding shopping tomorrow.

Me: Oh? Matt and I are thinking about going to the Farm Show.

Dad: I went up there once. It was in the 70s. I think once was enough. You two have been up there before, haven't you?

Me: Yeah, a couple or three years ago. The food court is great, and we like to go look at all the chickens.

Dad: I remember, when you were little, we took you up there for the circus.

Me: Yeah, I remember that, too.

Dad: Yeah, the Bimbo Circus.

Me: (eyes bug out)

Dad: ...all the animals, it was a three ring circus, you know! (pause)....(laughing) It wasn't called the Bimbo Circus, was it?

Me: (laughing) I think it was Zembo, dad.

Dad: (laughing) OH! YES, that was it....Zembo.

The FUNNIEST thing I've heard in a long time...

I was in the cafeteria on the campus I work at for breakfast this morning. I was standing there, waiting for my bagel to finish toasting. There was a student standing about 6 feet away. Big, burly in a muscular way (not fat), nice suit and tie. He had a Marine high & tight haircut. He had a bag over his shoulder, probably had a laptop in it.

Another guy came up, they obviously knew each other and I assume they were in the same class.

The burly guy pointed at what was on the table in front of him.

Burly: "Is that a banana?"
Guy: "Yes! Take one!"

I still can't believe it.....